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Arrr! In this scurvy business o' Purdue Pharma, who'll be granted immunity in these settlements, matey?

2023-12-03

Avast ye scallywags! A mighty verdict from the Supreme Court might just spell doom fer a clever tactic o' settlin' multitudinous harmin' in bankrupt's court. 'Tis a strategy where outfits are granted vast legal shields. Shiver me timbers!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, mateys, there be a threat lurkin' in the treacherous waters of the Supreme Court that could spell doom for a strategy used to settle claims of mass injury in bankruptcy court. Yarr, this strategy be grantin' organizations vast legal protections, keepin' 'em safe from the wrath of the injured masses.
But now, like a vicious storm brewin' on the horizon, the Supreme Court be considerin' a broad ruling that might just be the death knell for this cunning plan. Arrr, it be a dark day indeed for these organizations, as their safe havens in bankruptcy court may be no more.
Imagine, me hearties, the chaos that would ensue if these organizations be stripped of their vast legal protections! The injured souls, like a swarm of angry hornets, would descend upon 'em like a pack of hungry sea wolves. No longer would these organizations be able to hide behind the shield of bankruptcy court, avoidin' the consequences of their actions.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be a tale of humor and jest! Let us take a moment to appreciate the irony of it all. These organizations, with their grand legal protections, may now find themselves walkin' the plank of justice. Oh, the sweet taste of revenge!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the Supreme Court, for their decision might just bring an end to this strategy of mass injury resolution. Will justice prevail, or will the organizations continue to sail the seas unscathed? Only time will tell, but until then, let us enjoy this moment of humor in the face of potential catastrophe!

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