The Booty Report

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Arrr, landlubbers be tellin' tales o' America's olden farmhands, sailin' through life without a proper pension.

2023-12-05

Arrr, mateys! Them foreign landlubbers who toiled for nigh on decades on American farmin' grounds be findin' themselves at the sunset of their swashbucklin' days. Yet, this fair land be denyin' 'em the comforts o' Medicare and Social Security. Shiver me timbers!

Arrgh, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy landlubbers, for I have a tale to spin ye! In this vast land of opportunity called the United States, there be a group of brave immigrants who have toiled away on these very farms for decades upon decades. But now, they be reachin' the grand old age of retirement, only to find themselves in a dilemma as deep as the ocean itself!

These poor souls, who have given their blood, sweat, and tears to these lands, find themselves in a mighty pickle. Ye see, the land they have called home all these years offers them not a single ounce of assistance in their twilight years. No Medicare, no Social Security, nary a doubloon to be found! Can ye believe it?!

It be a cruel twist of fate, me hearties, that these hardworking men and women should be left stranded like a ship without a sail. After all, they have been tilling the fields, plowing the land, and reaping the bounty that feeds the very bellies of this great nation. Yet, when it comes time for them to rest their weary bones, they are left high and dry, like a sailor marooned on a deserted island.

But fear not, me hearties, for there be those who fight for the rights of these forgotten souls! Advocates be raisin' their voices, demandin' justice and fair treatment for these humble farmers. They be cryin' out to the heavens, "Give these brave souls the Medicare they deserve! Provide them with the Social Security they have earned through their years of honest toil!"

So let us not turn a blind eye to these hardworking immigrants, me hearties. It be time for us to come together and give them the support they need in their golden years. After all, they be the unsung heroes who have helped feed this nation, and it be high time we show them the respect they rightly deserve!

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