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Arrr, I caught sight of that Hamas horror flick, now I be left wonderin' what to do with them sympathizers, mateys!

2023-12-07

Arr, matey! The Israeli Defense Forces be showin' us landlubbers a wee 47-minute flick, exposin' but a scallywag's share of Hamas's brutal ways. Avast! The tale be grim, yet a mere drop in the ocean of their wickedness!

In a humorous and exaggerated tone, the writer emphasizes the brutality of Hamas terrorists and criticizes Americans who justify their actions. The article begins by describing the traumatic experience of two brothers who witnessed their father being murdered by Hamas terrorists. The writer expresses disbelief that some Americans find this slaughter justified.

The Israeli Defense Forces screened a video documenting Hamas's brutality, but only a few media outlets, mostly conservative, showed up. The video depicts the two boys being awakened by their father and rushed to a bomb shelter before their father is killed by a grenade. The boys are later seen in their living room reliving the trauma. The compilation includes footage from various sources, including survivors fleeing the chaos.

The writer describes the graphic and unforgettable images in the video, including the shooting and burning of babies and young children, pursuit of civilians by Hamas, beheadings, and the taking of selfies with victims. The writer then criticizes Americans who protest in support of "resistance" and align themselves with terrorists.

The article also mentions the Oakland City Council ceasefire resolution debate, where antisemites denied the massacre of Jews and supported the right of Palestinians to resist occupation. The writer highlights instances of indifference and even support for the attacks on Jewish Americans by college students and professors.

The writer argues that Israel must eliminate Hamas, as ceasefires only give them time to regroup and plot more attacks. The article concludes with the writer expressing uncertainty about what to do with Hamas sympathizers and defenders in American society, emphasizing the devaluation of Jewish life and the normalization of twisted views. The writer, as an American Jew, expresses fear for their safety and the need to take action against these views.

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