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Avast ye, mateys! Them prosecutors be pleadin' with the judge to deny Trump's plea to freeze the election case. Arrr!

2023-12-10

Arrr, the trustworthy counsel, Jack Smith, be advisin' the honorable judge to be stickin' to the startin' date o' March for the trial, whilst makin' decisions as the former captain be pleadin' against one o' her rulings, arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen 'ere as I weave ye a tale o' the special counsel Jack Smith and the judge who be presidin' over a trial. Now, this be no ordinary trial, mind ye. Nay, it be involvin' the former president, aye! A grand spectacle indeed!

So, this special counsel be tellin' the judge to be keepin' the start date o' the trial in March. Aye, that be a bold move, matey! But that ain't all. Jack Smith be also suggestin' that the judge be makin' decisions while the former president be appealin' one o' her rulings. Aye, that be a bit cheeky, don't ye think?

Now, ye be wonderin', why be this special counsel wantin' the trial to start in March? Well, me mateys, I reckon it be because the former president be wantin' the trial to be delayed. Aye, he be tryin' to buy himself some time, hopin' that the judge be makin' decisions that be in his favor while he be appealin' one o' her rulings. Clever, ain't he?

But this special counsel, Jack Smith, he be no fool either. He be seein' through the former president's tricks and be tellin' the judge to stay strong and not be swayed by his appealin'. Aye, he be advisin' her to make decisions as she sees fit, no matter what that scurvy former president be sayin'.

So, me hearties, the stage be set for a grand battle. The trial be loomin' ahead in March, and the judge be holdin' the power to make decisions that may shape the outcome. Will she stand firm against the former president's appeals? Will justice prevail? We shall see, me mateys, we shall see!

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