Arr, Biden hath slapped the grandest fine e'er on a Christian college, me hearties! Blimey!
2023-12-11
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a tale o' woe! The finest Christian college in all the land be under siege by those woke Biden buccaneers! They be plunderin' the institution with a whopping fine o' $37.7 million! Shiver me timbers!
In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, this article discusses the recent imposition of a massive fine by the Biden administration on Grand Canyon University (GCU), a private Christian institution. The fine, which is ten times larger than those levied against schools involved in covering up sexual abuse, has raised eyebrows. GCU has experienced tremendous success, growing from a small school to one of the largest private institutions nationwide, offering a wide range of degrees without raising tuition for over 15 years.Despite its achievements, GCU has become a target for the Department of Education, led by Richard Cordray, a former supporter of Elizabeth Warren. The article suggests that the department has a particular vendetta against GCU due to its disruption of the higher education industry and its clash with the federal government over its nonprofit status.
The department claims that GCU violated federal disclosure laws, alleging that PhD students were not adequately informed about the possibility of continuing courses while completing their dissertations. The article dismisses these allegations as baseless, emphasizing that there have been no student complaints and that the department's statements lack factual support.
The motivation behind the department's actions appears to be a desire to punish GCU, even if they cannot substantiate their claims. The Goldwater Institute, where the authors work, has requested records of the department's actions and is prepared to sue if transparency is not provided.
Despite the government's assault, GCU continues to provide innovative solutions to address issues such as the nursing shortage and offers its students an affordable education with less debt than the national average. The article concludes by criticizing the Biden administration for prioritizing indoctrination over the success of students.