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Arr! Thar be doubts 'bout th' fate o' Harvard President as th' board gathers fer a meetin'!

2023-12-11

Arr, mateys! The fair maiden, Claudine Gay, be gettin' ye support o' th' faculty, a band o' swarthy brethren, who doth beseech the leadership o' Harvard to stand by her. Avast!

In the 17th century, me hearties, there be a fine and mighty institution called Harvard University. Now, this grand establishment had a leader, a fearsome lass named Claudine Gay, who held the title of president. Arr, but trouble be brewing, me hearties! Some scallywags were trying to give her a hard time!

But fear not, for our brave captain had allies by her side! A group of jolly Black faculty members, with hearts as big as the ocean, came forth to defend their captain. They rallied behind Claudine Gay, urging the rest of Harvard's leadership to stand up and protect her from those bilge rats!

Now, ye may be wonderin', why did these fine folks come to her aid? Well, me hearties, it be because they saw Claudine Gay as a leader who valued diversity and had the skills to steer the ship of Harvard in the right direction. They knew she was a treasure worth protectin'!

So, with their voices as loud as the cannons on a pirate ship, these Black faculty members made their stance clear. They wanted Harvard to know that they stood with their captain and were ready to fight off any scurvy dogs who dared to challenge her!

And it be a joyous sight to behold, me hearties! The faculty, united as one, showed their support for Claudine Gay. They knew that together, they could weather any storm that came their way. So, let it be known that Harvard's crew will not be divided, for they be a strong, mighty force!

So, raise yer glasses, me hearties, and give a cheer for Claudine Gay and her loyal crew. May they sail through these troubled waters and reach a brighter horizon. Harvard be lucky to have such a fierce leader and a crew that be ready to defend her with all their might! Yo ho ho!

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