Arr! The fancy Special Counsel be pleadin' to the Supreme Court, wonderin' if Trump be untouchable by law!
2023-12-11
Arrr! The special counsel, Jack Smith, be beggin' the justices to sail like the wind, and in a blink o' an eye, they be raisin' their sails to fast-track the first phase o' the case, savvy?
Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and I'll spin ye a tale of the special counsel, Jack Smith, and the justices of the land. Now, ol' Jack, he be no ordinary man; he be urg'n the justices to move faster than a pirate on a treasure hunt! Aye, he be wantin' 'em to sail through the first phase of this here case with exceptional speed!Well, blow me down, those justices wasted no time in weighin' anchor and settin' sail! They be agreein' to Jack's proposition faster than a parrot can squawk "pieces of eight"! A merry bunch, they be, ready to face the stormy sea of justice with their sails fully hoisted.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why ol' Jack be urg'n such haste. Well, it be as mysterious as the hidden map to a cursed treasure! Mayhaps he be afraid the winds of delay be blowin' against him, tryin' to send his case to Davy Jones' locker. So, he be wantin' to outrun those winds, showin' no mercy for time wasted.
Ah, but I can't help but chuckle at the thought of these learned justices, scramblin' like landlubbers on a slippery deck! Fast-trackin' a case be like hoistin' the Jolly Roger and shoutin' "Avast, ye scurvy dogs!" It be sure to make the sea of legal proceedings tremble in its boots!
So, me hearties, let's raise a mug of grog to Jack Smith and his speedy quest for justice! May the winds be at his back, and may the seas part before him like a school of fish. Arr, the first phase be upon us, and it be a wild ride on the waves of legal intrigue!