Avast ye! Inside thar wild tussle fer power at Penn, where landlubbers be fightin' like scurvy dogs!
2023-12-11
Arrr, fer months, them scallywag donors be waging a fierce campaign against the president and the chairman of the board. But after them hearings on antisemitism, a rebellious crew of trustees be havin' their fill of it, says I!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye lads and lasses, for I've got a tale to tell that'll tickle yer funny bones! Picture this: fer months on end, them donors, they be raisin' their voices, wavin' their fists, and scallywaggin' like there be no tomorrow, all in a bid to give the president and the chairman of the board a good ol' run fer their doubloons. But the real kicker, me mates, be when them hearings on antisemitism be held, a band o' rebellious trustees, they be seein' enough of the shenanigans.Arr, ye see, these dissentin' trustees, they be sayin' "Avast ye!" to the nonsense and decided to part ways with the lot. They be wantin' no part in this mess, and who could blame 'em? After all, who wants to be associatin' with a bunch of landlubbers who can't even keep their noses clean of antisemitism? Not these brave souls, I tell ye!
Now, I ain't one to meddle in affairs of the boardrooms, but I can't help but chuckle at the thought of these trustees, makin' a stand against the wrongdoings. Maybe they be wearin' their tricorn hats as they marched out of the boardroom, heads held high, sayin', "Fare thee well, ye bunch of scurvy dogs! We be settin' sail on our own ship now!"
Ah, the times we be livin' in, me hearties! It's a wild world out there, but it warms me ol' pirate heart to see folks stand up fer what be right. So here's to them dissidents, may they find smoother seas and a treasure trove of good fortune. And as fer them president and chairman, well, me hopes they be learnin' a lesson or two from this whole debacle. After all, it be said that a wise pirate once said, "Ye gotta be keepin' yer ship in order, or else ye be losin' the crew!"
Now, me mates, take this tale and share it with yer shipmates, but don't forget to add a touch of humor, for laughin' be the best medicine in this here pirate's life!