Arrr! The captains of Harvard, MIT, and UPenn be found out as fools, bigger fools, and the biggest fool!
2023-12-11
Avast ye mateys! Me hearties on the 'Gutfeld!' panel be all abuzz, aghast at the resignation of the UPenn captain! They be clamorin' for the Harvard and MIT captains to walk the plank too, lest they face a mutiny of their own! Arrr!
In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the author discusses recent congressional hearings featuring the presidents of Harvard, MIT, and the University of Pennsylvania. These "educrats" were grilled about their response to genocide, particularly calling for the genocide of Jews. The author highlights the absurdity of their evasive and context-dependent answers, equating their unwillingness to denounce mass murder with ignorance or complicity. The president of UPenn has already resigned, but the other two remain, much to the author's dismay. The author also criticizes Harvard's president, Claudine Gay, who is accused of plagiarism in her PhD dissertation. The author likens the hearing to a bad game show performance and mocks the failed attempts by Saturday Night Live to parody the situation. The author suggests that the hearings exposed the flawed leadership of these universities and the suppression of free speech on campuses. They argue that the universities promote a skewed worldview of oppressed versus oppressor and prioritize social justice over academic excellence. The author concludes by asserting that these university leaders will not fix the problems they have perpetuated, and calls for their removal from their positions.