Avast ye scurvy dogs! Penn has chosen Dr. J. Larry Jameson as the new captain, for Cap'n Magill be off the ship!
2023-12-12
Avast! 'Twas Dr. Larry Jameson who be takin' the helm after M. Elizabeth Magill walked the plank fer blabberin' 'bout campus antisemitism. Aye, the crew be roarin'!
In a rather comical twist of events, Dr. Larry Jameson has been chosen as the successor to M. Elizabeth Magill, who stepped down amidst a storm of controversy surrounding her comments regarding campus antisemitism. Arr, me hearties, the language of a 17th century pirate befittingly describes this situation!Like a scurvy dog being sent to Davy Jones' locker, Magill found herself in hot water after making statements that sparked an uproar on the campus. It seems that her words were as welcome as a bilge rat aboard the ship. The crew, or in this case, the university community, raised their voices in protest against her insensitivity, causing her to walk the plank and resign from her position.
But fear not, me mateys, for a new leader has been hoisted upon the deck! Dr. Larry Jameson, a seasoned sailor in the world of academia, now sets sail as the captain of this illustrious institution. With his vast experience and knowledge, he promises to navigate these treacherous waters with the skills of a true buccaneer.
With a hearty laugh and a glint in his eye, Dr. Jameson addresses the crew, assuring them that he will not let the ship be overrun by any scallywags or swashbucklers. His words echo through the campus like cannon fire, striking fear into the hearts of any who dare oppose him.
As he takes the helm, we can't help but imagine Dr. Jameson donning a tricorn hat and sporting a parrot on his shoulder, ready to face any challenges that come his way. His appointment brings a sense of excitement and adventure, as if the university has become a treasure trove waiting to be discovered.
So, me hearties, let us raise our glasses filled with grog and toast to Dr. Jameson, the new captain of this academic ship. May he steer us towards a brighter future, keeping the spirit of free thought and intellectual pursuit alive on this sea of knowledge!