Got time for mead? A chaotic ship, by Davy Jones' locker, somehow has time for milk! Arr!
2023-12-14
With nary a care for aid to Ukraine and Israel, nor the elusiveness of a border deal, the House doth fix its gaze on the matter of whole milk in schools. Aye, 'tis a mountain of spending legislation left undone, but let us first settle this milky conundrum!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the House of Representatives! It be a peculiar tale indeed, for while important matters like aid to Ukraine and Israel be stuck in limbo, and a border deal remain elusive, the House chose to focus its attention on a rather peculiar matter – whole milk in schools. Aye, ye heard that right!Now, me lads and lasses, ye may be wonderin' why the House be fussin' over somethin' as trivial as milk in schools. Well, it be a matter of grave importance, ye see. The House be debatin' whether to allow schools to serve whole milk, instead of that skimmed milk that be lackin' in flavor. They argued that whole milk be healthier for the young ones, and it be a sad thing to deprive 'em of such creamy goodness.
But alas, while the House be engagin' in this heated discussion, other matters of great significance be left undone. The aid that Ukraine and Israel be awaitin' with bated breath be hangin' in the balance, and a border deal that could shape the nation's destiny be remainin' elusive. Yet the House be more concerned with the dairy choices of our little scallywags!
Ye can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. It be a true spectacle, me hearties! The House be like a ship lost at sea, sailin' aimlessly while the winds of important matters blow by unnoticed. But fear not, me hearties, for in the end, this be a tale that reminds us to look beyond the surface and see the folly of our ways.
So let this be a lesson to ye, me mateys! Let us not get caught up in the trivialities of life when there be more important matters at hand. And if ye ever find yerself as a 17th-century pirate, remember to keep a keen eye on the horizon and set sail towards the real treasures of the world, not just the ones hidden in a glass of whole milk!