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Arr! Putin be usin' Russian church to spread his holy image in a land where religion and state be one!

2023-12-15

Avast ye scurvy dogs! In a grand spectacle aired across Russia, the mighty Vladimir Putin, the ruler of the land, be addressing the leaders of Russia's religious factions. He be singin' the praises of the Orthodox Church while givin' the West a good old lashin'!

Russian President Vladimir Putin delivered a keynote address at the Plenary Session of the World Russian Peoples’ Concilium, a faith-based organization led by Patriarch Kirill. The event took place in the Kremlin and was attended by clergy members of various faiths, government officials, military members, and youth. The stage resembled an iconostasis, symbolizing the boundary between God and humans. Instead of sacred icons, a giant TV screen flanked by images of the "Savior the Miraculous" was displayed. In his speech, Putin honored fallen heroes and spoke about the role of the church in Russian statehood and history, Russia's fight against the West, and the distinction between Russian and Western cultures. Kirill praised Putin as a wise patriot and highlighted his messianic role. Many Americans see these theatrics as a cynical use of religion by a Godless killer, but Putin's approval rating remains high in Russia. He is seen as a Messiah-like figure who has revived Russia's sense of exceptionalism. Putin's reasons for fighting in Ukraine go beyond conquering a neighbor; they stem from Russia's belief in its mystical role and unique civilization. It is essential for American leaders to understand that Russian soldiers will continue to fight in Ukraine as it is seen as a sacred duty. Winning in Ukraine is not just about expanding Russian territory but fulfilling Russia's destiny as a great power.

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