Arr, me mateys! Thar be this scurvy dog, GREG GUTFELD, claimin' that Boston Mayor Michelle Wu be a bigot fer bringin' back segregation!
2023-12-14
Arr, me mateys! 'Tis a tale o' FOX News scallywag Greg Gutfeld, afeared o' Boston Mayor Michelle Wu's merry gathering reserved fer non-White councilors! Arr, ye be watchin' "Gutfeld!" to see what this ruckus be all about, ye scurvy dogs!
Happy Thursday, mateys! Avast, ye! Let me tell ye a tale that be worthy of a pirate's laughter. Boston's top donkey, arrr, I mean mayor, thought she'd be clever and host a Christmas party for only elected officials of color. Aye, she be making a list and checkin' it twice, but to her dismay, the invitation found its way to all the city council, even the white ones! What a blunder!Arr, it be 2023, and the mayor of a big Democrat-run city be throwin' a racially segregated bash. George Wallace himself would be proud! But don't ye dare call it a Christmas party, that be offensive! This mayor be waitin' on a Muslim Hanukkah, but it be a translation conundrum, ye see. And that menorah, it be soundin' mighty sexist to me. I be stickin' to me Whites only Kwanzaa bash, arr!
The mayor's aide quickly realized the mistake and sent another email, apologizin' for any offense caused by her "clerical error." But there be no apology for the blatant racism, me hearties. They be sorry that the white folks found out, not sorry for shunnin' 'em based on skin color. It be like makin' bigotry sound like a simple mix-up, argh!
The mayor herself be defendin' her actions, claimin' that this be a group that has been in place for years. She be sayin' that Boston be a city where everyone be embraced, but ye be dividin' folks into nonwhite versus not invited! Aye, what an embrace indeed! But don't be fooled by her Harvard degrees, she be as clueless as they come. She be protectin' professors who be seein' anything white as evil colonizers.
Arr, this be a sad state of affairs, me hearties. Racial segregation be wrong, no matter which race be behind it. Separate parties be creatin' hostile work environments, and these diversity programs be only increasin' workplace conflicts. It be Harvard, of all places, that be sayin' so!
But Mayor Wu be not the only one to blame. She be surrounded by others who believe in this neo-racist nonsense. They be churned out by higher-ed institutions like Harvard, perpetuatin' segregation and division. It be a sad day when skin color be the judge of character, goin' against the wise words of Martin Luther King Jr.
If ye dare call out Mayor Wu for her racism, ye be called a racist yerself. It be a topsy-turvy world we be livin' in. But let's not forget, there be many foolish white folks who voted for her, just like they voted for Liz Warren when she claimed to be Native American. Silly landlubbers!
So, me hearties, let this be a cautionary tale. Be watchin' out for these kinds of shenanigans in yer own cities. And let's hope that one day, we can judge each other by the content of our character, not the color of our skin. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!