The Booty Report

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Avast! Giuliani be told to hand over a vast treasure of $148 million! What be the plan, mateys?

2023-12-17

Arr! The scurvy dogs who dared to sue Rudolph W. Giuliani for defamation shan't be paid in a fortnight, and the judge may very well alter the bounty bestowed by the jury, arrr!

Arr, mateys! Listen here, ye scurvy dogs, for I got a tale to spin ye about two brave souls who dared to cross paths with the infamous Rudolph W. Giuliani, a man known for his silver tongue and treacherous ways. These two election workers, they be, who decided to stand up against his defamation, seekin' justice like true buccaneers of the legal realm.

But hold on to yer peg legs, lads and lasses, for the judge be sayin' they won't be seein' a single shiny coin right away. Nay, the treasure chest be locked up tight, and the key be in the judge's hand. It be a risky venture, for the judge has the power to change the amount awarded by the jury, just like a rogue pirate changin' the course of the wind to his favor.

Now, these election workers be waitin' with bated breath, wonderin' if the booty they be hopin' for will be reduced or even snatched away, like a mermaid's song luring ships to a watery grave. Will the judge be a fair and just captain, or will he be swayed by Giuliani's silver tongue and charm?

But fear not, me hearties, for this tale ain't over yet. The fight for justice be a long and twistin' road, filled with unexpected turns and hidden traps. The two brave souls be standin' firm, ready to face whatever may come their way, even if it means battlin' against the odds like a one-legged pirate in a sea of sharks.

So, me mateys, let us raise a tankard of rum to these bold souls, and hope that justice be served like a hearty feast after a long and treacherous voyage. May the judge see through Giuliani's deceitful words and honor the jury's decision, for the sake of these two brave souls and all those who be seekin' truth and fairness in this vast sea we call the legal system.

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