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2023-12-18
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In a humorous tone, here's a summary of the news articles:- A car slams into Biden's motorcade outside his campaign headquarters, creating dramatic scenes.
- President Biden's daughter, Ashley, owes thousands of dollars in income taxes, according to documents.
- An author's 17th-century Christmas sermon warned of today's shaky morals and culture wars.
- A movie trailer sparks outrage for saying 'White people' are the most dangerous animal.
- A freed Israeli hostage warns soldiers against going into Hamas tunnels, calling it a "colossal danger."
- A CCP-tied group is quietly dropping millions of dollars into US-based climate initiatives.
- GOP lawmakers will push to meet with Hunter Biden's 'sugar brother' who paid his millions in taxes.
- Rep. Gallagher proposes a Taiwan deterrence strategy and demands a classified briefing from the Pentagon.
- Gavin Newsom's 10-year plan to end homelessness in San Francisco turns 20 without success.
- Renewed spotlight on 'illiberal bias' at the New York Times as the publisher feuds with an ex-opinion editor.
- The ad man behind Bud Light's 'Real Men of Genius' campaign reflects on the need to be more careful now.
- NBC News frames Senate sex tape video as 'conservative news outlets' pushing the story.
- White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, believes that the White House wants Hunter Biden to 'stop talking in public.'
- Harvard's Claudine Gay deserves sympathy, according to Howard Husock.
- Senator Marco Rubio discusses the real dangers of doing business in China.
- A college student who had been missing for weeks is found 300 miles from where he vanished.
- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are among the wealthiest celebrity couples.
- Test your knowledge on holiday traditions and facts with a fun quiz.
- A civilian who busts sex predators warns of the dangers of social media.
- A polar bear celebrates his 17th birthday with his favorite enrichment treat.
- Andy McCarthy discusses the potential unconstitutionality of Hunter Biden's gun case.
- Richard Goldberg argues that we are funding both sides of a war.
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