Avast ye scurvy dogs! Trump be defendin' 6 scallywag Republicans charged in a plot t' mutiny 'gainst his 2020 loss.
2023-12-18
Avast ye mateys! 'Twas at a grand campaign shindig in Nevada, where th' former captain o' th' ship, with no proof, blabbered 'bout them scurvy dogs, th' Democrats, unjustly aimin' their cannons at them Republican officials accused o' bein' fake electors. Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've got a tale to tell ye about a former president's words at a grand campaign shindig in Nevada. This bloke, without a shred o' evidence, claimed that those pesky Democrats were unfairly settin' their sights on Republican officials accused of bein' fake electors. Arrr, 'tis a mighty bold claim indeed!Now, ye might be wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker are fake electors? Well, me mateys, it seems that these elected officials were accused of castin' their votes in a manner that weren't quite on the up and up. But alas, the former president be makin' bold statements without a single shred o' proof to back 'em up.
It be a sight to behold, me hearties, the way this fella spins his yarns. He be tryin' to rally the faithful, stirrin' 'em up with his words like a sea storm brewin' on the horizon. But take heed, me mateys, for these claims be nothing more than empty bluster!
Now, I be no fancy politician, but it seems to me that if ye be accusin' someone of such a dastardly deed, ye ought to have some evidence to back it up. Otherwise, ye be sailin' on a ship full o' lies, me lads and lasses.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye. Next time ye hear a former president spoutin' off without evidence, raise yer eyebrows and give 'em a healthy dose o' skepticism. It be a wild world out there, me mateys, and we need to be keepin' a weather eye on those who would spin tales without a shred o' truth.