Arrr! Gazans be rushin' to lend a hand as the US and Israel blabber 'bout the fate o' this Hamas brawl!
2023-12-18
Arr, me hearties! Be it known that a swarm of Gazans did descend upon the aid convoys like a tempest, whilst Secretary Lloyd Austin did visit the Holy Land to parley on the future of the war against that scurvy crew, Hamas. President Biden's crew, though a tad critical, still pays due respect to Israel's dominion.
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