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Ye olde poll reveal's swashbucklers be mighty displeased with Biden's moves on Gaza, and no room to steer the ship!

2023-12-19

Arr, thar be a mighty quarrel amongst the lot, betwixt them who yearn fer this war to cease, and them who crave a grand triumph for the land o' Israel! And by Davy Jones' locker, the rift be growin' fiercest betwixt the elder and younger souls!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, arrr! I shall endeavor to narrate this tale of divided opinion regarding the war and Israeli victory, ye scurvy dogs! Listen well, me hearties, as I spin this yarn with a humorous touch!

Avast! In this treacherous sea of opinions, there be two factions at odds - those yearning for the end of the battle and those who be clamorin' for a resolute Israeli triumph. The divide be most apparent between the older swashbucklers and the younger seafarers.

Arr, the old salts be wearied by the conflict, longing for peace and tranquility. They be tired of the cannon blasts, the sword clashes, and the constant plunderin'. Their bones be achin', and they yearn for a respite from the violence. They be shoutin' from the poop deck, "Enough be enough, we be needin' an end to this war, arrr!"

But the young buccaneers, full of fire and thirstin' for adventure, be possessin' a different tune. They be seein' the war as an opportunity to prove their mettle, to claim victory and glory for their beloved Israel. They be dreamin' of the spoils and the triumph awaitin' them on the horizon. "Hoist the flag high and let our enemies tremble, arrr!" they cry.

Yet, amidst this fierce debate, a sense of camaraderie be found. The old and the young, though at odds, be united by their love for their homeland. They be sharin' the same goal, just approachin' it from different angles. Aye, they be settlin' their differences over a tankard of grog, laughin' and jokin' together.

So ye see, me hearties, in this tale of divided opinions, there be no need for cutlasses and daggers. Instead, let us revel in the humor and camaraderie, for in the end, we all be sailin' on the same ship, seekin' the fair winds of peace and the treasure of victory.

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