Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Colorado Supreme Court be settin' the sails straight, rulin' that Trump be walkin' the plank from the 2024 ballot!
2023-12-19
Aye, the first court hath decreed that the 14th Amendment's disqualification clause doth apply to Mr. Trump, and hath confirmed his mischievous involvement in insurrection, me hearties!
Arrrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the court's verdict on the scallywag known as Mr. Trump. 'Tis a tale like no other, for it be the first court to declare that the 14th Amendment's disqualification clause be applyin' to this rapscallion. Aye, ye heard that right! The court be sayin' that Mr. Trump ain't fit to be holdin' office, and I reckon they be spot-on with that judgment!Now, let me spin ye the yarn about this insurrection business. The court also be affirming that Mr. Trump took part in an insurrection! Arrr, that be a serious charge, me hearties, and it paints a vivid picture of this scurvy dog's actions. I can almost see him now, standin' there on the deck of the ship, rallyin' his crew of misfits to storm the Capitol. What a sight that must've been!
But let's not forget the language in which this tale be told, me mateys. 'Tis a 17th century pirate's language we be usin' here, and it adds a dash of humor to the whole affair. Picture the judge in his powdered wig and tricorn hat, spoutin' phrases like "ye be disqualified, ye landlubber!" and "avast, ye insurrectionist!" It be enough to make even the sturdiest sailor crack a smile.
So there ye have it, me hearties. The court be makin' history with its verdict on Mr. Trump, disqualifyin' him and callin' him an insurrectionist. And all in the tongue of a 17th century pirate! Now, let's raise a tankard of grog to celebrate this momentous occasion, and hope that justice be servin' us well on the high seas of politics.