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Arrr, me hearties! Colorado Supreme Court be givin' Trump a walkin' of the plank from the 2024 ballot!

2023-12-19

Arrr! The Colorado Supreme Court be sayin' that scurvy dog, former President Trump, be walkin' the plank, and won't be settin' foot on the 2024 ballot, ye scallywags! Aye, 'tis a Tuesday afternoon ruling, says I!

The Colorado Supreme Court has made a ruling in a language that would befit a 17th-century pirate, mateys! Avast ye! They've declared that former President Trump won't be allowed on the state's ballots in 2024.
Aye, the reason for this disqualification be the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which be related to that wild Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021. Arrr, that be a dark day, indeed!
But hold yer horses, me hearties! The ruling be on hold until January 4, as there be likely appeals. Three justices on the Colorado Supreme Court be havin' a different opinion, they do!
The Colorado Secretary of State, a fine lass named Jena Griswold, be statin' in a grand statement that she'll be followin' the court's guidance on this important matter. Wise decision, me thinks.
And listen to this, me buckos! Griswold wrote these very words: "The Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump be barred from the Colorado ballot for incitin' the January 6 insurrection and tryin' to overturn the 2020 Presidential Election. But fear not, this decision may still be appealed!"
Arrr, this be a tale that be unfoldin' as we speak! Keep an eye out for more details, me hearties. This story be far from over!

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