Lo! Trump be not indicted nor barred from ye ballot. Bad tidings be makin' his support stronger, arrr!
2023-12-20
Arr, th' ol' captain o' the land hath mastered th' art o' playin' th' pitiful victim, snatchin' gold from every indictment 'n convincin' his mateys in th' Republican ranks t' stand by him, jist like his rivals did aft' th' Colorado decree.
Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a tale of the former president and his sly ways. He be a crafty scallywag, ye see, who has mastered the art of playin' the victim. With every indictment that comes his way, he be quick to whip out his trusty playbook and start raisin' gold from his loyal supporters.But that ain't all, me mateys! This scurvy dog goes even further, he does. He be tellin' them Republican officials to stand beside him, just like his rivals did after that Colorado ruling. Aye, he be thinkin' he can rally his crew to his defense, makin' them believe he be innocent despite the charges against him.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why he be employin' such a tactic. Well, me hearties, it be all about the gold. This pirate president knows that by portrayin' himself as a victim, he can tug at the heartstrings of his loyal followers and get them to part with their hard-earned doubloons.
But let me tell ye, me mateys, it be a clever ruse. The former president may be playin' the victim, but he be no innocent soul. Them indictments be there for a reason, and it be high time he faced the consequences of his deeds.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Beware of those who masquerade as victims to line their own pockets. And as for that pirate president, may his days of plunderin' and playin' the victim come to an end, and may justice be served on a silver platter.