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Arr! The judge be givin' the green light fer removin' the Confederate Memorial at Arlington. Walk the plank, mateys!

2023-12-20

Arr, ye scurvy knaves hath started breakin' down the statue on Monday, but aye, a decree halted their progress! But fear not, me hearties, for the work shall commence once more!

Arr, me hearties! The statue be makin' headlines once more! Them workers, bless their souls, had already started takin' apart the mighty statue on a Monday, but then, a mighty blow came their way, puttin' their work on a pause. But fear ye not, me lads and lasses, for the tides have turned once more, and their work shall recommence!

Picture the scene, me mateys. The workers, armed with their tools, prepared to bring down the colossal statue. They be swingin' hammers and wieldin' saws, ready to disassemble the grand structure bit by bit. But just as they started to make progress, a mighty voice cried out, "Hold yer horses, ye scurvy dogs! Put down yer tools!" A ruling had been decreed, and their work was suddenly stopped in its tracks.

Yet, fret not, ye landlubbers! The winds of fortune have shifted in their favor once more. The ruling has been overturned, like a ship caught in a storm, and now the workers can return to their task at hand. The statue, which once stood tall and proud, shall soon crumble like a Jenga tower, piece by piece.

But, oh, the drama of it all! The mighty statue, a symbol of power and prestige, reduced to mere rubble. What tales it shall tell, as its stones are scattered across the land! The workers, these brave souls, be like modern-day pirates, plundering the statue of its former glory. Arr, me hearties, 'tis a sight to behold!

So, me fellow scallywags, raise yer grog and toast to the workers who shall continue their noble task. Soon, the statue shall be no more, and the memory of its existence but a whisper on the winds of history. Let us revel in the absurdity of it all and enjoy the spectacle as it unfolds. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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