Arrr, me hearties! Ye scurvy dogs claim Hunter Biden's texts be damning, but 'tis all bilge!
2023-12-22
Avast ye mateys! In this here 2019 message, the president's scallywag son be sayin' he'd be givin' his dear ol' dad half his treasure. Now, the tale does reveal some unsavoury tidbits 'bout the Biden crew, but it don't prove they be corrupt, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the year 2019, in which the son of the president be talkin' about givin' his dear ol' pop half his salary. Arr, ye may be wonderin' what this be all about, so let me tell ye, mateys.Now, the Biden family be quite a colorful bunch, ye see. But this here back story, it be nothin' more than a barrel o' laughs and offers no proof of any corruption, lest ye be thinkin' otherwise.
So, me fellow pirates, let's set sail on this tale. The president's son, he be havin' a bit o' a sense of humor, sayin' he'd be givin' his father half his treasure, I mean, salary. Aye, ye heard it right! 'Tis a jolly jest indeed, but alas, nothin' more.
Now, some scallywags may be thinkin' that this be implyin' some unsavory things 'bout the Biden family, but let me remind ye, me hearties, that we must be keepin' our wits 'bout us and not jump to conclusions like a bunch o' landlubbers.
Arr, this message from the president's son be nothin' more than a bit o' banter, a light-hearted jape to tickle the fancy. 'Tis a glimpse into the humor that be runnin' through the Biden family, but naught to support any claims of corruption.
So, me mateys, let's keep our cannons at bay and not be firin' shots without proper aim. This be a tale of jest, not a tale of treachery. Let's be jestin' and laughin', for the seas be rough enough without addin' false accusations to the mix. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!