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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Young Hunter Biden be thinkin' he can play the victim card, hopin' it'll spare him and his old man. But alas! He be tarnishin' his own reputation and bringin' sorrow upon his dear pappy.

2023-12-22

Arr! Methinks young Hunter Biden, the Presidential son, be playin' the victim card to assail the House Republicans! He doth go on, claimin' that the GOP be tryin' to strip him of his humanity. But lo and behold, the lad hath none but his own actions to be blamin'!

In a humorous tone, the article discusses the recent actions of Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden. Hunter Biden ignored a House Oversight Committee subpoena to appear for a closed-door deposition and instead held a news conference to denounce the House for demanding his appearance. It is noted that Hunter often asks for special treatment and refused to answer questions about his overseas business dealings and his potential involvement of his father.

The article mentions an email where Hunter mentioned his father to a foreign client, raising questions about how frequently he used his father's name in his business dealings. Hunter demanded a public hearing from the committee, knowing that closed-door depositions are the norm for congressional investigations.

The author criticizes Hunter for playing the victim during his news conference, stating that he damaged his own character and his father's reputation by getting involved in questionable business deals. Specifically, his role on the board of Burisma, a Ukrainian energy company, is questioned, as neither he nor his business partner had relevant experience.

The article raises questions about the Obama administration's knowledge and concern regarding Hunter's business ventures, including his involvement with CEFC China Energy. The author concludes by cautioning Republicans to stick to the facts when investigating Hunter Biden, as there is currently no evidence of the president's involvement in any illegal activities. The article also cites a poll showing public perception of Hunter Biden's actions and urges investigators to avoid wild accusations and focus on presenting the facts.

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