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Arrr! The tippity top court be sayin', "No, mateys! We won't be hearin' Trump's immunity defense just yet!"

2023-12-22

Arrr, mateys! The matter be headed to a fancy federal appeals court afore ye can say "shiver me timbers!" They be rushin' to settle it on Jan. 9. Avast, the winds be blowin' in our favor!

In a twist fit for the high seas, the case that has captivated the nation will not be heard in the court where it was originally filed. Instead, it will make a detour to the federal appeals court, putting the proceedings on a fast track.
Avast, me hearties! Yonder case be settin' sail on a different course. Instead of takin' to the seas of the original court, it be makin' its way to the federal appeals court, arr! They be wantin' to speed things up, so they be schedulin' the arguments for Jan. 9.
Shiver me timbers! This be quite the turn of events. Ye might be wonderin' why they be changin' the course, but fear not, me mateys, for I shall share the tale! The federal appeals court be known for its swiftness, arr! They be wantin' to get this case resolved in a jiffy.
Ahoy, me hearties, ye might be thinkin', why be they rushin' things? Well, the answer be simple - they be wantin' to put this matter to rest before the winds of change blow through the land. They be hopin' to reach a decision before any changes be made to the laws that govern our fair land.
Arr, me mateys, this be a case that be catchin' the attention of many. They be wantin' to make sure justice be served, and that be why they be takin' this case on a speedy voyage. So mark your calendars for Jan. 9, for that be the day when the arguments will be heard in the federal appeals court, arr!

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