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Arrr! The medicos be proven guilty in the final court o' justice fer the demise o' Elijah McClain!

2023-12-23

Arrr, Peter Cichuniec and Jeremy Cooper be found guilty o' criminally negligent homicide, yet the jury be quarrelin' o'er the assault charges! 'Tis a most peculiar trial o' these sea-farin' medical folk, if ye ask me!

Arrrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of two scallywags who found themselves in a right mess. Peter Cichuniec and Jeremy Cooper, they were, accused of causing the demise of poor souls and standing trial for their crimes. But what made this trial a sight to behold was that the jury couldn't agree on the charges of assault! Aye, an unusual prosecution it was, indeed.

Now, ye might be wonderin' what these two lads did to find themselves in such a predicament. It seems they were medical personnel, entrusted with the lives of their patients. But alas, it be said they were not as careful as they should have been. They were accused of criminally negligent homicide, meaning their actions, or lack thereof, caused the unfortunate deaths of some poor souls.

But here's the catch, me mateys: the jury couldn't decide whether these scurvy dogs had assaulted their patients or not! It be a conundrum, for sure. While they were found guilty of criminally negligent homicide, the assault charges were left hangin' like a pirate walkin' the plank.

Now, ye might be wonderin' what kind of buccaneering behavior led to these charges. Well, the details be a bit sketchy, but it's said that the actions of these two lads caused harm to the very souls they were supposed to be helpin'. Perhaps they mistook their patients for treasure chests and mishandled 'em a bit too much!

So, me hearties, there ye have it. Two medical personnel, convicted of criminally negligent homicide, but the assault charges remain a mystery. Aye, a tale that leaves us wonderin' what really went on in that ship o' medicine. 'Tis a reminder to all ye landlubbers: be careful who ye trust with yer health, for even pirates in medical garb can cause some trouble on the high seas of justice!

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