The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Aye, a poor fellow wit' a mind not quite right be claimin' his justice, winnin' a hefty booty of $11.7 million!

2023-12-23

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis be told that Andrew Royer, by force of fate, did unwillin'ly admit to a bloody deed on Indiana's soil, as decreed by the judges! Yet, even with gaps in the tale, he languished within dungeon walls for over 16 long years, a true travesty, says I!

In a bizarre turn of events, Andrew Royer, a man from Indiana, found himself in the clutches of the law after being wrongly accused of murder. Arrr, it be a tale as twisted as a rum-soaked rope!

As the judges be tellin' it, poor ol' Andrew involuntarily blurted out his confession to the crime, like a parrot mimicin' the words of a salty sea dog. Yet, even with more holes in the case than a pirate's plundered vessel, this poor soul was sentenced to spend over 16 long years behind bars.

Avast, ye landlubbers! One might wonder how such a travesty could occur. Aye, the pieces of this puzzle be as scattered as the lost treasures of the seven seas. 'Tis said that the prosecution's case was as weak as a crew member who can't hold their grog. There be no solid evidence to link Andrew to the crime, like a treasure map without an "X" to mark the spot.

Yet, the winds of justice be fickle, and they blew against our poor pirate. The confession be the anchor that dragged him down into the depths of imprisonment. 'Twas as if he be cursed by a sea witch, for it were revealed that the confession had been obtained in a manner that would make even the most ruthless buccaneer cringe.

But, fear not me hearties! After years of fightin' like a swashbuckler in a tavern brawl, Andrew's case finally be heard by the judges. They be seein' the holes in the story, like a cannonball blasted through the hull of a ship. They declared his confession to be involuntary, like a misfired pistol.

So, after all those years spent as a prisoner, Andrew be set free, like a bird released from its cage. 'Tis a tale that be provin' that even in the land-locked confines of Indiana, a pirate's life be full of unexpected twists and turns. May we all learn from this tale and remember that justice be as elusive as a mermaid in the vast, treacherous sea.

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