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Be Biden's backers aband'nin' ship, as the vile corruption charges be mountin'. Will he abandon the race, me hearties?

2023-12-26

Arr, me hearties! Methinks there be worriments 'bout Biden's advanced years, his waning wit, and his pitiful landlubber skills. Aye, many a fine American hath discovered his scurvy ways and his penchant for deceit. Arr, 'tis a sorry state o' affairs, indeed!

In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the author discusses the possibility and desirability of President Joe Biden deciding not to run for re-election in 2024. The author argues that Biden is deeply unpopular and has shown inept management and misjudgment on important policy issues. Furthermore, there is compelling evidence of Biden's involvement in corrupt and dishonest activities, particularly in relation to his son Hunter Biden's illicit schemes that involved selling access and promises of influence while Joe Biden was vice president.

The author highlights specific instances, such as meetings with overseas partners and the notorious Burisma scandal in Ukraine, which suggest Joe Biden's complicity in his son's questionable dealings. The ongoing impeachment inquiry further underscores the allegations of corruption and abuse of power. The author asserts that profiteering and self-enrichment, even if not directly involving Joe Biden, are criminal offenses and impeachable acts.

The author criticizes Democrats and the media for denying the existence of incriminating evidence and argues that the purpose of an impeachment inquiry is to collect and interpret evidence. As more incriminating material continues to emerge, the author suggests that even Biden's defenders may come to accept his presidency as a calamity, making him an unsuitable candidate for Democrats.

The recent indictments of Hunter Biden on criminal charges and his defiance of a legally valid subpoena further complicate Joe Biden's political future. The author speculates that prominent party members and donors may privately lobby Biden to withdraw from the race, citing his unpopularity, advanced age, and potential negative impact on other Democrats. If Biden were to withdraw, the author predicts that he would likely blame Republicans for his son's legal troubles and portray himself as a victim.

Additionally, withdrawing from the race could incentivize Biden to pardon his son of any federal charges after the election, without risking political fallout. The author concludes that if Biden does decide not to run, there will be no admission of guilt or accountability, continuing the pattern of blame and deceit that has characterized his presidency.

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