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Arr! Charlie Sheen's matey pleads innocence to the foul crime o' assaultin' him at 'is Malibu abode!

2023-12-26

Arr, Electra Schrock be accused o' a grievous crime by t' LA County District Attorney! On Dec. 20, she be claimin' to have given a good wallop to Charlie Sheen at his humble abode in Malibu, me hearties!

In a 17th century pirate language, ye scallywags, it be reported that Charlie Sheen's alleged attacker hath pleaded not guilty to felony assault in a Los Angeles courtroom. Arr, Electra Schrock, a 47-year-old landlubber, be charged with one count of assault, "by means of force likely to produce great bodily injury," as confirmed by the LA County District Attorney to Fox News Digital. The court hath set bail at the sum of $75,000 without prejudice, ye scurvy dogs.

Now, this here Electra Schrock was originally supposed to be arraigned afore Christmas, but alas, she remained in the custody of the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood. Aye, transportation issues prevented her from making an appearance in the court of Van Nuys. Yarr!

'Twas on Wednesday, Dec. 20, that deputies responded to an incident in Malibu, me hearties. 'Twas a battery/disturbance call, ye see. Ahoy! Upon contacting the parties involved, the deputies identified Charlie Sheen, the famous scallywag himself, as the victim of this here assault, as confirmed by the authorities to Fox News Digital, at the time, that is.

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So there ye have it, me mateys. The alleged assailant of Charlie Sheen hath pleaded not guilty in the court of law. 'Tis a tale of high seas and courtroom drama that befit a pirate's life, forsooth.

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