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Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! 'Tis a tale of treachery 'n turmoil! Idaho murders beget a demolished student abode, as angered families protest!

2023-12-28

Arr, the scurvy dogs of the University of Idaho be plannin' to demolish a landlubber's house where four poor souls were sent to Davy Jones' locker last year. Avast ye, be it a ghostly abode or a cursed treasure? Only time will tell, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the University of Idaho's bold decision! Avast ye, for they be moving ahead with their plans to tear down a cursed off-campus house where four unfortunate students met their untimely demise last year.

Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be worthy of mentionin'. Picture this, me mateys: a house so haunted, it be scarier than Davy Jones himself! The poor souls who lived there met their fates in a most gruesome manner. Legend has it, the spirits of these poor lads still roam the halls, rattlin' their chains and whoopin' like banshees. 'Tis said that even the bravest of sailors dare not venture near.

But fear not, me hearties, for the University of Idaho be takin' charge! They be sayin' "no more" to the terror that lurks within those cursed walls. They be plannin' to demolish the accursed abode, makin' way for a brighter future for the students who seek knowledge on these hallowed grounds.

Though some may question the wisdom of tearin' down a haunted house, one cannot deny the courage of this fine institution. They be showin' us that they be standin' tall against the supernatural, provin' that even in the face of ghostly peril, education shall prevail!

So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls of the University of Idaho. May their decision to rid the world of this ghostly menace be met with success! And let it be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there: beware the haunted house, for it holds secrets that be better left undisturbed!

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