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Arrr! A sneaky scallywag be found, all but breathin', at the port of Paris, matey! From Algeria, he came!

2023-12-28

Avast ye! Me hearties found a sneaky scallywag, in dire straits, hiding in the belly of an Air Algeria vessel. This landlubber be seekin' passage to Paris, but ended up in Davy Jones' locker!

In a hilarious twist of events, a stowaway was discovered barely alive in the undercarriage bay of an airplane after it landed in Paris. Talk about a surprise guest! This Air Algeria flight, originating from Oran in Western Algeria, had made its way to Paris Orly airport, but little did the crew know they had an uninvited passenger on board. The stowaway, a young man in his 20s, was found during routine technical checks. Poor guy had no ID on him and was suffering from severe hypothermia due to the freezing temperatures in the unpressurized wheel-houses and cargo holds. He was immediately rushed to the hospital for treatment. Of course, as curious as we are, we reached out to airport officials for more juicy details, but no response yet. We can only imagine the chaos and confusion this stowaway caused upon his discovery. Maybe he was hoping for a free trip to the City of Love? Who knows! But let's not forget, this isn't the first time something like this has happened. In 2019, a suspected stowaway's body fell from a plane flying over London, narrowly missing a man sunbathing in his garden. And in 2015, another stowaway's body landed on a shop in Richmond, while a second one surprisingly survived the same flight. So, to all you aspiring stowaways out there, take this as a cautionary tale. Flying at such high altitudes without proper gear is no joke. The extreme temperatures and lack of oxygen can cause serious harm. But hey, at least this stowaway got a story to tell! And remember, stay tuned for any updates on this daring stowaway adventure. Arrr!

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