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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Bid farewell to 2023, the year of wretched souls and bothersome bilge rats! And beware, as we sail into the sea of Fox News Opinion!

2023-12-29

Avast ye, mateys! Get yer fill of the latest scrawls from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer eyes upon the moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and their scurvy crew. Set yer sights on truth or be prepared to walk the plank, ye landlubbers!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, we bid farewell to the year 2023 with a hearty "Good riddance!"
Next, we have Dan Gainor calling out Randi Weingarten and Greta Thunberg as the most annoying people in the world. Arr, they be sailin' on rough seas indeed!
"Losing Our Way" be an article discussin' America's troubles, but it's not because of a lack of gold doubloons. Click the link to learn more.
Gutfeld brings us news of the Colorado Supreme Court's "unprecedented" ruling about the former president, Trump. It be like openin' Pandora's Box, a treasure trove of controversy!
Gregg Jarrett be wonderin' if Biden be havin' the gumption to stay in the presidential race. Will he be walkin' the plank, or will he continue to sail the political seas?
Raymond Arroyo, a fine contributor to Fox News, discusses how President Biden be aimin' to secure billions for Ukraine. Aye, the winds of international affairs be shiftin'!
Arr, if ye be lookin' to find a job ye love in the year 2024, look no further! "Making Moves" be the article for ye.
Sen. Tuberville be claimin' that Biden be aidin' illegal immigrants instead of veterans, which he considers un-American. The winds of controversy be blowin' strong!
Lastly, we have the "Hot Stove League" where Biden be targetin' four more types of appliances in his anti-consumer crusade. Aye, the plunderin' of appliances be afoot!
And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day, me hearties! It be a fine collection of political humor for ye to enjoy.

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