Arrr, the Maine Law doth mandate me to disqualify Trump, says the Secretary of State, by Davy Jones' locker!
2023-12-29
"Avast ye! Shiver me timbers, mateys! 'Twas a tough yet reckonin' decision, says Shenna Bellows, to deny that scurvy dog, Donald J. Trump, a spot on the primary ballot. Arrr, aye, but a necessary one, indeed!"
"Arr, me mateys! Listen up, for I have some tale to spin ye about the primary ballot and a certain former President by the name of Donald J. Trump," Shenna Bellows exclaimed in a jolly tone during an interview.Ahoy, it be a hard pill to swallow, but Shenna Bellows, she be sayin' that keepin' old Trump off the primary ballot be a necessary call. Ye see, me hearties, there be a mighty storm brewin' in the political seas, and some reckon that the likes of Trump shouldn't be given another chance to sail those treacherous waters.
Now, Shenna Bellows, she be no stranger to controversy. She be sayin' that Trump, he be stirrin' up trouble with his words and deeds, like a scurvy pirate causin' chaos at sea. She reckon that the ship of democracy be needin' a captain who can steer her true, and Trump, well, he be more like a mutinous scallywag who be lettin' the ship go astray.
But don't ye be thinkin' that Shenna Bellows be takin' this matter lightly, me hearties. She be knowin' that many be walkin' the plank for old Trump, and makin' such a decision be like takin' a cannonball to the hull of political alliances. Yet still, she be standin' tall and claimin' that the call be necessary for the good of the ship.
Arr, it be a fierce debate, me hearties, with some cryin' foul and others cheerin' for Shenna Bellows. But one thing be certain, this decision be shakin' up the political seas and causin' waves like ye wouldn't believe. Whether ye be for or against, the tale of Trump and the primary ballot be one that be causin' quite the commotion, me mateys.
So, there ye have it, me hearties. Shenna Bellows, she be makin' a hard and necessary call to keep old Trump from settin' sail on the primary ballot. Will her decision be embraced like a long-lost treasure or scorned like a cursed doubloon? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain, the political seas be far from calm, and adventure awaits us all!