Arrr, Mateys! Chief Justice Roberts spotteth both the glimmer o' hope an' the treacherous depths o' A.I. in our courts!
2023-12-31
In his year-end decree, Captain Justice John G. Roberts Jr. set his sights on the mysterious contraptions of the modern age, yet avoided delving into the treacherous waters of Supreme Court morals and Donald J. Trump's wicked misdeeds. Yo ho ho!
In his grog-soaked report for the year's end, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. turned his attention to the fancy gadgets and dandy technology that be makin' waves in the legal world. Aye, he wisely decided to steer clear of the stormy seas of Supreme Court ethics and them criminal cases involvin' our dear Donald J. Trump. Methinks he wanted to keep things jolly and light-hearted, like a pirate's tavern on a Friday night.Now, ye might be wonderin' what sort o' newfangled contraptions Chief Justice Roberts be talkin' about. Well, matey, he be chattin' about a devilish invention known as "Zoom"! Aye, 'tis a marvel of our modern age, allowin' lawyers, judges, and even those scallywags in the Supreme Court to conduct their business from the comfort of their own cabins. No need to set sail for the Court when ye can just raise a flagon of rum and join the virtual courtroom!
But the Chief Justice be warnin' us, me hearties. He be warnin' that this fancy technology ain't all smooth sailin'. Wi' all the mutinies, I mean, technical difficulties, that can happen, it's all too easy for a witness to disappear like a ship in the night, or for a lawyer to be accidentally muted by an invisible hand. It be a world o' trouble, I tell ye! Yet, despite these challenges, Chief Justice Roberts be admirin' how the legal community be adaptin' to this newfangled contraption.
So, me mateys, as we sail into the new year, let us raise a tankard to Chief Justice Roberts and his wise words. Let us embrace this strange world of virtual hearings and Zoomin' lawyers. And mayhaps, if ye're a clever pirate, ye might even find a way to turn "mute" into "booty" in yer next virtual trial. Yo ho ho!