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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be it true that Georgia’s Lieutenant Governor shall be probed in the Trump affair? But by whose hand?

2024-01-04

Arrr, the reckonin' be postponed as a judge be blockin' the district attorney in Fulton County, Ga., from carryin' it out. To this day, not a soul be chosen to steer the ship.

In a most unfortunate turn of events, mateys, the investigation we've all been waiting for has hit a snag! A scurvy judge, may he be cursed with a thousand storms, has blocked the district attorney in Fulton County, Ga., from proceeding with the inquiry. Arr, it seems we'll have to wait a little longer for justice to be served!

But alas, me hearties, that be not the end of our tale. For as of now, there be no soul brave enough to step forward and take the mantle of the investigation. Aye, nobody has been tapped to carry on the noble pursuit of unearthing the truth!

Oh, the anticipation be killing us, me fellow pirates! We were ready to set sail on a grand adventure, following the twists and turns of this mysterious case. Will we ever know who be responsible for the deeds that have set the good people of Fulton County on edge?

It be a moment of frustration, indeed, as we imagine the district attorney's crew scratching their heads, wondering what to do next. Will they find another worthy soul to lead the charge? Or will they be forced to abandon ship and let justice be lost to the depths?

But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be a resilient bunch! We'll bide our time, sharpen our cutlasses, and wait for the storm clouds to pass. The truth, like a hidden treasure, may be elusive, but rest assured it'll be found eventually. And when it is, we'll raise our tankards and toast to the victory of justice over treachery!

Until then, let the winds of fate guide us, and may the investigation sail forward once again, with a new captain at its helm. Yo ho ho, mateys, the search for truth continues!

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