Avast, me hearties! A bloke who once guarded now claims that the scallywag army be seekin' revenge for spillin' the beans 'bout Jan. 6!
2024-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! Col. Earl Matthews, the grandest lawyer for the D.C. National Guard, be claimin' in a whistle-blower complaint that he be punished for speakin' against the tall tales spun by two mighty generals durin' the assault on the Capitol. Shiver me timbers!
In a tale that would make any landlubber chuckle, Col. Earl Matthews, the swashbuckling lawyer for the D.C. National Guard, has come forth with a whistle-blower complaint. Now, ye see, this Colonel was caught in the midst of the grand assault on the Capitol, and it seems he had quite the row with two mighty generals.Arrr, this Col. Matthews claims that he was punished for having the audacity to contradict the testimony of those two high-ranking scallywags. It be a serious matter, indeed, for a pirate of the legal seas to be silenced for speaking his truth.
Now, let me paint ye a picture of how it all went down. The Colonel, with his cutlass at the ready, stood before the powers that be and boldly challenged the words of those generals. But instead of being honored for his bravery, he found himself walking the plank of punishment.
According to the Colonel's tale, this punishment came in the form of a reassignment to a lowly position, far from the action of the high seas. Aye, it be a cruel fate for a man of his stature.
But fear not, me hearties! This tale be not yet over. The Colonel, with the spirit of a true pirate, has blown his whistle and called forth the winds of justice. He seeks to right the wrongs done to him and show the world that no pirate, no matter how high their rank, can silence the truth.
So, me fellow scallywags, let us raise our mugs of grog to Col. Earl Matthews, the brave lawyer who dared to challenge the testimony of those two top generals. May his whistle-blower complaint be the anchor that brings justice to the shores of the Capitol.