The Booty Report

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Avast ye! Trump be yearnin' to hold them prosecutors in contempt in a federal election skirmish.

2024-01-04

Arr, me hearties! Th' lawyers o' th' Former President be seekin' t' have Jack Smith and his two mateys explain why they shouldn't be held in contempt o' court fer takin' new steps in th' case after it were put on hold. Blimey!

In the good ol' parlance of a 17th century pirate, the lawyers for the previous captain of the ship – the former president, that is – be seekin' to have Jack Smith and his two trusty deputies walk the plank, or rather, explain why they shouldn't be held in contempt of court. Now, ye might be wonderin' what these scallywags did to warrant such a harsh punishment.
Arr, it seems that after the case was put on hold, these rascals had the audacity to take new steps! Can ye believe it? They sailed the high seas, scourin' for evidence and makin' moves like a ship with a fresh gust o' wind. But the former captain's crew be seein' this as a violation of the court's order – a direct challenge to their authority, if ye will.
Now, I reckon these lawyers be sportin' some mighty fine arguments, tryin' to convince the judge that Jack Smith and his mates be worthy of contempt. Maybe they be claimin' these steps were taken without proper permission, like a pirate makin' off with the booty without gettin' the captain's say-so.
But let's not forget, me hearties, that this be a courtroom, not a pirate ship. The judge be decidin' whether these actions be truly worthy of punishment or if they be simply tryin' to move the case forward, like a ship avoidin' a storm. Only time will tell if Jack Smith and his deputies will be forced to walk the plank or if they be allowed to sail another day.
So, keep yer eye on the horizon, me mateys, and wait for the judge's decision. In the meantime, let's hope this courtroom don't turn into a shipwreck, and we can all enjoy a good chuckle at the antics of these landlubbers in their fancy robes.

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