"Arrr! Trump sets his sights on Iowa as the caucuses be drawin' nigh, me hearties!"
2024-01-05
Arr, ye former captain hath set foot upon the land o' the state but few times, much less than his fellow scallywags in the Republican brawl, I reckon!
Ahoy, me mateys! Gather 'round, for I have a tale to spin about that ol' scallywag, the former president! Now, let me tell ye, this bilge rat didn't make his way to the state too often, at least not like his fellow seadogs in the Republican primary.Arr, while his rivals be gallivantin' all o'er the place, campaignin' like there be no tomorrow, this here president be takin' his sweet time. Methinks he be playin' a game of hide and seek with the good folks of that state.
It be a sight to behold, me hearties! While his opponents be makin' speeches and kissin' babies left and right, this former president be as scarce as a pirate's treasure. Maybe he be thinkin' he be too grand to grace that state with his presence, or perhaps he be simply avoidin' the landlubbers who be less than fond of his policies.
But mind ye, me mateys, this be no ordinary pirate we be talkin' about here. This scurvy dog be knowin' how to make an entrance, oh yes! When he do decide to pay a visit, the whole place be buzzin' like a swarm of angry hornets.
So, me hearties, while his rivals be sailin' from port to port, shakin' hands and kissin' babies, this former president be takin' his own sweet time. The state may not be seein' much of him, but when he do decide to drop anchor, it be an event to remember.
But mark me words, me mateys, there be more to this story than meets the eye. Only time will tell if this elusive pirate be makin' a comeback or if he be sailin' off into the sunset for good. Until then, keep an eye on the horizon, for ye never know when this former president might make his presence known once again!