Arr! Avast ye! A vessel and the bones of a lost mate, missin' since 2013, be finally spied!
2024-01-05
Avast, me hearties! In the year o' our Lord 2013, Donald Erwin, a landlubber of 59 years, a disabled veteran at that, vanished from his humble abode in the Ozarks. Just a moon ago, a scurvy dog of a YouTube diver stumbled upon his sunken vessel, hidden away in a nearby estate.
Avast, me hearties! Listen up to a tale that be more curious than a parrot wearing an eyepatch! It be the tale of Donald Erwin, a scurvy dog who vanished in the year 2013. Now, Donald be no ordinary landlubber, ye see. Nay, he be a disabled veteran, with more stories than the sea has waves. But one day, he be settin' sail from his Ozarks abode, and that be the last the landlubbers heard o' him.Arr! But just when ye think the story be over, a shipmate by the name of YouTube diver be makin' an extraordinary discovery! Aye, me hearties, he be findin' Donald's car, all soaked and submerged, near a piece of land close by. Can ye imagine the surprise on that diver's face? 'Twas like findin' a treasure chest full o' doubloons!
Now, ye may be wonderin', how did poor Donald's car end up takin' a dive in those treacherous waters? Did he be tryin' to navigate the high seas in his four-wheeled vessel? Nay, me mateys, it be a mystery yet to be solved. The authorities be investigatin', tryin' to uncover the truth behind this oddity.
But let me tell ye, it be a tale that tickles the funny bone! Just imagine old Donald, with his peg leg and his hook hand, sailin' through the Ozarks in his trusty chariot. Arr, ye can almost hear the "yo ho ho" and the sound of the Jolly Roger flappin' in the wind!
So there ye have it, me hearties. The tale of Donald Erwin, a veteran lost at sea or perhaps just lost in his own mind. 'Tis a mystery that be leavin' us all laughin', scratchin' our heads, and wonderin' what other strange tales the world be holdin'.