Arrr, ye scurvy dogs at Fox News be hostin' Trump, DeSantis, and Haley afore the all-important Iowa caucuses!
2024-01-08
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Afore ye, I bring ye the news of Former President Trump, and the fine presidential candidates Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley. They shall partake in a grand spectacle, co-moderated by Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, held upon the wondrous Fox News! Arrr, join the merriment, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a grand week ahead on Fox News Channel, where ye shall find a slew of town hall events. Aforementioned President Trump, along with the presidential candidates Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley, be havin' their own special events, all moderated by the honorable Bret Baier and the esteemed Martha MacCallum. And why, ye might ask? Well, 'tis all in preparation for the momentous Iowa caucuses on January 15th.First up, on Monday at 6 p.m. ET, we be settin' sail with Nikki Haley, who shall be joinin' Baier and MacCallum to take questions on women's issues. Then, on Tuesday, 'tis the turn of the bold Ron DeSantis to face the audience and tackle the same subjects. But fear not, for our main event be happenin' on Wednesday at 9 p.m. ET, when President Trump himself be takin' the stage for a live town hall. The focus of this event be the major issues weighin' on the minds of voters in Iowa and across the nation.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be such a momentous occasion. Well, me hearties, it be the first time since May 2020 that President Trump be sittin' with both Baier and MacCallum together, and the polls be showin' him at or above 50% support in Iowa. But let it be known, he be not takin' his lead for granted. Nay, he be workin' hard, trainin' caucus captains and rallyin' his supporters to show up and make their voices heard.
So mark yer calendars, me hearties, for this be a week of high-seas political adventure on Fox News Channel. And fear not, for if ye be missin' yer usual dose of Hannity, 'tis just a temporary rearrangement to accommodate the grand Trump town hall. As we enter this election season, let us not forget that Fox News Channel be the most-watched network for the eighth year runnin'. Anchors Baier and MacCallum be ready to guide ye through the stormy waters of politics, arrr!