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Laura Ingraham, me heartie! The folks' mission be a dire peril to all ye scurvy dogs like Jack Smith or Fani Willis!

2024-01-10

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis Fox News wench, Laura Ingraham, spoutin' her thoughts 'bout Cap'n Trump's legal shenanigans on 'The Ingraham Angle.' Aye, it be a sight worth seein'!

In a humorous and exaggerated 17th-century pirate language, Fox News host Laura Ingraham presents what she believes is a "nightmare" platform for leftists and plutocrats. She begins by discussing former President Donald Trump's appearance in a federal court building where a three-judge panel heard arguments on his claim of presidential immunity for actions taken while in office. Ingraham criticizes the prosecution of Trump as political and highlights the taxpayer dollars spent on investigations into Trump and President Joe Biden. She argues that even after Trump leaves office, the left will continue launching baseless legal attacks on anyone who opposes them.

Ingraham asserts that the establishment fears the draining of the swamp and scrutiny of the civil service because it threatens their scams. She explains that many Republican voters support Trump because they believe he can withstand the attacks from the left and won't buckle under pressure. They want someone who will stand up to China, dismantle the deep state, and hold the Pentagon accountable. These agenda items empower working people but threaten power-hungry globalists and top Senate Republicans who prioritize policing other countries' borders over securing America's own.

Ingraham concludes by stating that the platform she presented terrifies elites like Michelle Obama and politicians who rely on racial grievance and victimhood narratives. While it may be a nightmare for leftists and plutocrats, she believes it represents a new dawn for the rest of the American people.

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