"Arrr, behold 'Morning Glory: A fantastical scribble fer Trump's second voyage in th' Oval Quarters!"
2024-01-11
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis be said by Hugh Hewitt that the former Cap'n Trump ought to unfurl a parchment, unveilin' a list o' scallywags fer his reckonin' term, so as to raise some booty for his cause an' grab the attention o' the media sharks!
In a humorous tone and using the language of a 17th-century pirate, the author argues that former President Trump should name his running mate early in order to increase his chances of winning the fall election. The author suggests that Trump should select someone from a list of potential candidates, including Senators Tom Cotton, Joni Ernst, or Dan Sullivan, former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, Wisconsin Congressman Mike Gallagher, or former National Security Advisor Ambassador Robert O’Brien. These individuals are seen as capable of fundraising and delivering votes in key states.Furthermore, the author recommends that Trump should drop a list of potential senior appointees and instead use them as surrogates to fundraise and make media appearances. This strategy would energize the election campaign and provide Trump with influential allies.
The author proceeds to suggest potential appointees for various positions, including Secretary of State, Department of Defense, Secretaries of Navy, Army, and Air Force, Director of National Intelligence and Director of Central Intelligence, Attorney General, Deputy Attorney General, Solicitor General, and other key roles in the government.
The author concludes by emphasizing the importance of naming these appointments early and allowing them to campaign, fundraise, and make media appearances on behalf of Trump. By doing so, the author believes that Trump can secure a second term, proving wrong those who have labeled him a dictator. The author, Hugh Hewitt, is a prominent journalist and radio host, known for his conservative views and constitutional analysis.