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Avast ye scallywags! Hunter Biden, scurvy dog, be cryin' foul 'bout these House subpoenas, claimin' they be naught but bilge water!

2024-01-12

Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! Whilst House Republicans be on the verge of approvin' a contempt of Congress referral against President Biden's scurvy son, his scurvy lawyers be arguin' that the subpoenas they be issuin' for his testimony carry no legal weight. Argh, what a merry sea we be sailin'!

In a hilarious twist of events, the House Republicans are teetering on the edge of approving a contempt of Congress referral against none other than President Biden's son! Arrr, matey, ye heard it right! But hoist the anchor, ye scallywags, for the lawyers of the young Biden buck argued that the subpoenas sent to him hold no legal weight!

Avast, me hearties! Can ye believe the audacity of these lawyers? Claimin' that the mighty subpoenas be as flimsy as a piece of tattered sail, with no legal teeth to speak of! They be arguin' that these documents have no power to compel the young scallywag to appear before Congress and spill the beans.

Arr, they be playin' a dangerous game, those lawyers! 'Tis like a pirate challengin' the authority of the mighty Captain Blackbeard himself. But let's not jump ship just yet! The House Republicans be determined to make the young Biden walk the plank, or at least face the wrath of Congress.

But shiver me timbers! The lawyers be claimin' that there be no valid legal basis for this contempt of Congress referral. They say that the subpoenas lack proper authorization and be nothin' more than a bunch of scrawlin's on parchment. They be arguin' that the House Republicans be actin' like landlubbers, ignorin' the rules of the high seas!

Well, well, well, me hearties! 'Tis a battle of legal wits on the horizon! Will the House Republicans prevail and make the young Biden walk the plank, or will his lawyers outsmart them all and send them swimmin' with the sharks? Only time will tell, me mateys, but mark me words, this be one tale worth followin'!

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