Avast ye! In Oregon, 3 scallywags met their watery doom, as the treacherous Northwest prepares for more ice and snow.
2024-01-17
Avast ye mateys! Word be spreadin' that 3 souls met their watery grave in Portland when a line o' power dropped upon their vessel. A grand chaos of darkness befalling many lands, with counties cryin' out fer aid in a state of emergency!
Arr, mateys! I've got some news to share from the high seas of the 17th century, or should I say, from the land of Portland, where three poor souls met their untimely demise! Aye, ye heard it right! According to The Associated Press, three unfortunate landlubbers lost their lives when a cursed power line fell upon their vessel, oh, sorry, I meant their car! Avast ye, that be a tragic fate indeed!But that ain't all! The power outages be spreadin' like wildfire, affectin' parts of the state like a mighty plague. The situation be so dire that some counties even had to declare states of emergency, as if they were under attack by a fearsome fleet of enemy ships! Arrr, it be lookin' mighty bleak for those poor souls caught in the midst of this chaos, I tell ye!
Can ye imagine the panic and confusion that be fillin' the air? The good folks of Portland must be runnin' around like a bunch of headless chickens, not knowin' when the lights will shine again or when their precious gadgets will spring back to life. Grumble as they may, there be nothin' they can do but wait for the powers that be to fix the mess and restore order to their fair city!
So, me hearties, spare a thought for those unfortunate souls lost in this tragic accident, and may we all hope for a swift resolution to this power outage predicament. And remember, next time ye take to the roads, watch out for those cursed power lines, lest ye meet the same fate as those poor landlubbers in Portland!