Avast ye! Verily, the DOJ doth admit that Hunter Biden's laptop be real, its contents match Apple iCloud backups, matey!
2024-01-17
Yarr, the US Department of Justice be admittin' that Hunter Biden's laptop be a true treasure, matey! In them court papers filed on Tuesday, they be claimin' the booty within matched the Apple backups. Avast, there be no denyin' it now!
In a 17th-century pirate-style language, we have some scandalous news, mateys! It turns out that the laptop dropped off by Hunter Biden at a computer store is indeed real, according to federal prosecutors. They even found that the contents on the laptop matched what they had previously obtained through a search warrant on ol' President Biden's son's Apple iCloud. Arrr!The court documents from Biden's DOJ revealed that the IRS and FBI had obtained a search warrant for tax violations back in August 2019. They were able to gain access to Hunter's iCloud account and, by September 2021, Apple had produced backups of data from various electronic devices that Hunter had backed up to his iCloud account. But it doesn't end there, me hearties!
Investigators also got their hands on Hunter's Apple MacBook Pro, which he conveniently left at a computer store. A search warrant was obtained for the laptop, but it turns out that the results of the search were mostly the same as what they already had from Apple. Ahoy!
The laptop saga began when a computer repair shop owner named John Paul Mac Isaac turned over the laptop to authorities and the press. He claimed that a man he believed to be Hunter dropped off three laptops in April 2019, but only one was salvageable. While repairing it, Mac Isaac stumbled upon some disturbing material. Avast!
The laptop's contents included glimpses into Hunter's overseas business dealings and even some more scandalous stuff like homemade sex tapes and videos of him using illegal drugs. Shiver me timbers! But the laptop was widely dismissed by many media outlets and even blocked or limited from being shared on platforms like Twitter and Facebook. Blow me down!
However, in February 2023, Hunter himself admitted that the laptop was indeed his, putting an end to the speculation. And just recently, in June 2023, it was revealed that the Department of Justice had known since December 2019 that the laptop was not manipulated and contained reliable evidence. This was contrary to what the intelligence officials and President Biden had claimed about it being part of a Russian disinformation campaign. Yo ho ho!
Court records also allege that the searches on the laptop revealed some incriminating evidence, like Hunter's addiction to controlled substances and his possession of a firearm. They found photos of crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia on his phone, messages about purchasing drugs, and even discussions about meeting a drug dealer and smoking crack. Ahoy, what a scandalous tale!
So there you have it, me hearties. The real deal about Hunter Biden's laptop and all the sordid details it contains. Now, let's set sail and find some other pirate-worthy news to explore!