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Arr! Trump be settin' sail to bid farewell to his mate's mother, missin' the trial o' E. Jean Carroll. That scurvy judge be no match!

2024-01-17

Avast, me hearties! The ex-captain Trump did utter that he'll be missin' the E. Jean Carroll trial on Thursday, for he'll be payin' his respects at his mother-in-law's final voyage. He be callin' the judge a "nasty" landlubber for not postponin' the court matters for the day.

Former President Trump announced that he would miss the E. Jean Carroll trial to attend his mother-in-law's funeral. He criticized the judge for not delaying the proceedings for a day, calling him "nasty" and a "radical Trump hater." Trump expressed his disappointment at not being able to attend the funeral and the trial simultaneously, stating that the judge gave him the choice of either attending one or the other. He labeled the judge's decision as a disgrace and claimed that it was obvious to everyone in the court that the judge had bias against him. Trump's mother-in-law, Amalija Knavs, passed away last week, and he expressed his sadness and admiration for her during his victory speech after winning the Iowa Caucuses. The funeral is scheduled to take place in Palm Beach, Florida. Meanwhile, Trump has been involved in a civil defamation damages trial brought forth by E. Jean Carroll, who accused him of sexually attacking her in the 1990s. This trial follows a previous one where a federal jury found Trump not liable for rape but liable for sexual abuse and defamation. Carroll seeks $10 million in compensatory damages and additional punitive damages. The trial is expected to last three to five days, with testimony beginning on Wednesday.

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