Avast ye! Trump be pleadin' with the Supreme Court to heave-ho that scurvy Colorado ballot disqualification!
2024-01-18
Arrr, the bloomin' powerful missive be the former cap'n's main writ in 'is plea to set sail in the Colorado primary ballot once more. The landlubber's claim bein' he be a rebel wench.
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to spin in the tongue of a 17th-century pirate! It be the story of a former president who found himself in quite the predicament.Now, this former president, he be wantin' to join the race for the Colorado primary ballot, but alas! A rule had been put forth, sayin' he be banned from participatin' due to some nonsense 'bout him engagin' in insurrection, arr!
But fear not, me mateys! This former president, he be a crafty one, and he weren't about to be denied his chance for glory. So, he be writin' a forceful brief, a mighty missive, to be exact, beggin' and pleadin' for his right to be on that ballot.
In his appeal, he be arguin' that the accusations against him were unjust, and that he be wrongly accused of this insurrection business. He be raisin' his voice as loud as a cannon blast, claimin' that he be a victim of false accusations and that his reputation be tarnished, arr!
But 'twas not a serious appeal, me hearties! Nay, it be filled with humor and whimsy, for this former president be knowin' how to keep things light even in the face of adversity. He be makin' jokes and puns, makin' the judges chuckle like a barrel full o' monkeys.
So, me fellow sea dogs, we be waitin' with bated breath to see if this former president's appeal be successful. Will he find his way back to the ballot, or will he be stuck scrubbin' the decks for eternity? Only time will tell, me hearties, only time will tell.