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With DeSantis out o' th' race, me hearties be wonderin': How in Davy Jones' locker will he rule now?

2024-01-23

Arrr! Me hearties be yearnin' fer Gov. Ron DeSantis t' turn his attention back t' the state, while them scurvy critics be quakin' in their boots, dreadin' what mischief he may unleash in his final three years on the poop deck!

Arr, me hearties! The supporters of Gov. Ron DeSantis be eagerly awaitin' the day he sets his sights once again on our fair state. They be cheerin' and shoutin', ready for whatever he be havin' in store fer 'em. But, alas! The critics, they be shakin' in their boots, dreadin' what these final three years may bring. They be cussin' and complainin', worryin' like a scallywag who's lost his treasure map.

Now, me mateys, let's take a closer look at these supporters. They be like a crew of buccaneers, ready to sail the seas of governance with our good captain at the helm. They be singin' his praises, claimin' he be bringin' prosperity and fortune to our land. They be seein' his policies as a treasure trove of success, and they be ready to defend him from any scoundrels who dare challenge his rule.

But, ye scurvy critics! They be a thorn in the governor's side, like a pesky parrot squawkin' in his ear. They be fearin' that his rule may lead us to Davy Jones' locker, where our hopes and dreams be sinkin' to the depths. They be raisin' their voices, claimin' he be favorin' the rich and powerful, and neglectin' the needs of the common folk. They be hopin' for a new captain to come and steer us away from these treacherous waters.

But fear not, me hearties! We be livin' in a democracy, where the winds of change can blow in any direction. Only time will tell what the future holds for the good governor and our fair state. So, me mateys, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. And remember, no matter which side ye be on, a bit of humor can always lighten the load, even in the darkest of times!

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