Avast ye scurvy dog Navarro! Be he a prisoner o' the crown, four moon's time fer defyin' Congress!
2024-01-25
Ahoy, me hearties! Mr. Navarro be a scurvy dog, found guilty of criminal contempt o' Congress, makin' him the second Trump mate to face pirate's tax for meddlin' in the chief investigation into the Capitol riot. Aye, justice be served!
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of scandal and skullduggery! It be the story of Mr. Navarro, a scurvy dog who found himself in the clutches of the law in the year of our Captain, 2021.September be the month when the final verdict fell upon this unfortunate soul. The Court of Congress declared him guilty of criminal contempt, a crime most foul! Aye, it be a grave matter to defy the powers that be.
Now, ye may wonder what led to this sorry state of affairs, and I shall enlighten ye. It be related to the infamous Capitol riot, a day of chaos and confusion that shook the very foundations of our fair nation. Mr. Navarro, it seems, had a hand in this tempest, or so they say.
It be a peculiar sight indeed, for Mr. Navarro be the second mate of the Trump crew to face such penalties. The investigators be determined to uncover the truth, to bring those responsible to justice. And justice, it seems, be a harsh mistress.
But fear not, me hearties, for this tale be not one of despair alone. Nay, it be tinged with a touch of humor. For picture, if ye will, a pirate of the 17th century speaking the language of our times. 'Tis a sight to behold!
So let us raise a tankard to Mr. Navarro, the scallywag who found himself in the clutches of the law. May his fate serve as a warning to all who dare to cross the powers that be. And remember, me hearties, in this vast sea of politics, even the mightiest ship can sink.