Arr, King Charles be laid low in a ship's sickbay to tend to matters of his nether regions, mateys!
2024-01-26
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' King Charles, 75 winters in his sails, be seekin' refuge at the London Clinic to mend his troubled nether regions, afflicted by an overly swoll'n prostate! Aye, the news be spreadin' like sea foam on a stormy sea!
In a jolly announcement from Buckingham Palace, it has been revealed that the esteemed King Charles has been admitted to the hospital for treatment of a rather delicate matter – an enlarged prostate. Arrr, matey, the 75-year-old royal was transported to the London Clinic, a private hospital, where he will undergo the necessary procedure. It be unclear how long the king will be kept under the watchful eye of the fine medical staff at the hospital, but we hope he will be back to his kingly duties in no time.Interestingly enough, the London Clinic is the same facility where Charles' daughter-in-law, the Princess of Wales, was admitted just last week for planned abdominal surgery. It seems this hospital has become quite the hotspot for the royal family's medical adventures. Ahoy, Captain Charles even had the chance to visit Catherine, the Princess of Wales, before his own treatment. Talk about a family affair!
It be worth mentioning that Buckingham Palace had previously announced this "corrective procedure" for the king's enlarged prostate, so this news doesn't come as a complete surprise. We wish King Charles a swift recovery and hope he'll soon be back to ruling the high seas – er, I mean, the monarchy.